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Mish/Romnegeddon

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Brandy Howard & Julie Goldman - ‘Hunger Games’ Gayatri Caption

Youtube has weird captions for this video. Here’s one of the better ones, lol!

Brandy Howard & Julie Goldman - ‘Hunger Games’ Gayatri Caption

Youtube has weird captions for this video. Here’s one of the better ones, lol!

Brandy Howard & Julie Goldman - ‘Hunger Games’ Hands

Brandy Howard & Julie Goldman - ‘Hunger Games’ Hands

Julie having computer problems! (6 gifs)

Taken from the Autostraddle Needs Help- Website Rebuild Indiegogo Campaign Video! [link]

"Keep your thumb free!"
Oops, been a while.

Some times Julie shows up in my dreams. Reoccuring ones. One where she used to have a little office, then moved to a pick-up truck camper, then got a little LGBTQ store up and running. The office and truck are gone and the store was bought out by Asian people who didn’t have any right to buy it since *I* owned it and had a no-sell contract, but whatever.

Another place she shows up a lot is in a nifty mall I frequent. There’s this one section with a long hall off the main upper floor. It leads to all these cool little side rooms which are gay nightclubs and bars. We went there together once, but we both ended up hooking up with other people and that kinds drove us apart. Things haven’t been the same since.

Back at the store area, Julie no longer spoke to me when she was hanging around with old friends. She used to take me to bars that only she knew how to get to. I keep calling her, but she never picks up. Today I went to the mall and saw a poster in front of a pet adoption place with her face on it. I was excited that she was gonna appear as a guest speaker, but then I realized it was from several years ago. My mom was there looking at bunnies. A dog laid down for a nap. My mom filled a big crack in the ceiling with a fire extinguisher and a woman there said she was a hero and they were celebrating her actions (which somehow happened many years prior). I kept walking down the mall path and ended up in a bar at the end of the upper floor, though not the cool strip from before. I walked by Julie several times but she was wrapped up with her friends (and possibly a date). I was kinda lost, actually. Just trying to find my way out of the bar that I couldn’t afford anything in.

Then I was sitting at a table and had put in some sort of personals ad looking for lesbian friends. I explained myself and awaited replies. People walked up and gave me a sheet of paper with each of their stats on it (interests, place of residence, etc). I could pick who I wanted to get in touch with and we’d hang out later. One lived in New York. Then I got up to leave, walked by Julie laughing with her friends and was about to give up when I suddenly had a girl with me. We were talking and somehow she knew that I only wanted to use her to make Julie jealous. It worked. Julie walked up behind me, ran her hand along by waist and said hi in a low, shy voice. I said hello to her and said, “You didn’t’ notice me walk by you all those times, but NOW you notice me?” I forget what she said, but we faced each other and were close.

Then I woke up. Grr.

Julie Goldman - ‘Butch On Butch Crime’ #001.

Julie Goldman - ‘Butch On Butch Crime’ #001.

Julie Goldman - ‘Butch On Butch Crime’ #002.

Julie Goldman - ‘Butch On Butch Crime’ #002.

Julie Goldman - ‘Butch On Butch Crime’ incognito.

Julie Goldman - ‘Butch On Butch Crime’ incognito.